Zombies. Since the dawn of today, the word has carried with it a rather negative stigma. But to be fair, are all zombies really that bad? I took to the streets in search of some average zombies that might help me to better understand just what zombies are all about. I think you will find the results rather illuminating.
First, let me state that zombies are very hard to find. In fact, I could find no zombies in my neighborhood. After extensive internet research, I have found that zombies don't actually exist. Albeit, there are certain medical conditions that mimc that of a typical zombie, there are no true zombies, that I am aware of. If you know any zombies please leave your contact information, so that I may talk to this zombie. And, maybe even get to kill it. Only if it eats my brains.
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